Now you can eat your burger in perfect harmony

Residents of Hacienda Heights, CA, woke up this morning to a new kind of McDonald's in the Lovin' Itneighborhood. Ronald McDonald and all his crazy-colored polyurethanes have gone the way of Wham and a new era of metal play, earth tones and exotic fauna is dawning.

Just in case you're not up to speed with Feng Shui, it's the ancient practice of placement and arrangement to achieve harmony with the environment.

Just in case you're not up to speed with McDonald's, it's the modern practice of pre-booking one's spot in the cardiac unit - "that'll be 2 burgers and a bed for 2015 under the name of Smith..."

All kidding aside, the restaurant also includes.....Oh, who am I kidding? There can be no kidding aside when it McDonald's hires a "Feng Shui Grand Master" to create a "soothing environment to better enjoy their dining experience..."

Mark Brownstein, McDonald's owner/operator said in a press release. "We are pleased to bring this unique experience to our customers in a one-of-a-kind Feng Shui decor while serving our quality meals."

Did I miss something? It's fast food. Not good food or even remotely good food - it's barely even food. It's something to eat because we're too lazy, cheap, tired (insert your own favorite word here) to cook something for ourselves.

If you're San Gabriel Valley and decide to take out the newest Mickey D's for a ride, keep it to yourself.