Bush Gardens, Disney, Spears - Is Dubai just a newer Orlando?

Pop star Britney Spears does it again. Her flagging debit card allowance (a mere $1,500/week) is about to get a healthy influx. According to Britain's Daily Star, the beleaguered - and often bewildered - songstress has agreed to perform "I'm a Slave 4 U" to an elite bunch of sheikhs in Dubai.

Britney Spears - Private DancerBloggers around the world are practically curling their toes in delight at the scandalous fee for the private lap dance. The sheikhs have agreed to pay her $4 million for the one off - pun intended.

According to the gossip rag Sheeraz Hasan, the Pakistani sheikh who arranged the deal, seems to be gathering a harem of pretty American stars to entertain his pals in the Middle East. He claims he's signed a deal with Paris Hilton as well.

Rumor has it that the Sheikh is ticked about the implication that the toxic star will be dancing for a bunch of "hairy old men" with "golden teeth and burnt toes." According to PR-insider, "I spoke to Britney over the phone and discussed taking her to Dubai. She has a movie script, a TV project, a hotel and nightclub venture and she was seeking funding."

But, dear Sheikh, nothing about Dubai or Britney Spears is going to shock us. The rollercoast ride for both is far more than we ever dreamed.

Which are you more tired of hearing about - Britney or Dubai? Which one do you think will crash first?