The blissdom of boredom
Have you ever visited a clothing optional spa or resort? Does the idea of textile-free vacationing alarm or appease your work-weary soul? If you’ve yet to experience the unfettered joy of Living Waters Spa in Desert Hot Springs, California, I’m here to tell you it’s time, girlfriend.
Step off the stressful grind of your life and just breathe in the serenity of you.
I recently visited Living Waters (with my husband) and I’ll admit I was a little nervous. I’ve visited Orient Beach, Desire and a smorgasbord of naturist resorts – clothing-optional and nude vacationing are part of our DNA. But Living Waters hinted at something different, a more intimate, personal experience.
Before you visit, understand that Living Waters Spa is the only European style clothing optional resort for adults in Desert Hot Springs, California. It’s not your typical naturist resort, nor is it a Lifestyle resort – total relaxation is the goal here.
Built from the bones of the Kismet Lodge, a custom-built 1960’s mineral spring spa, the hotel and pools were given another chance at life more than 10 years ago, thanks to the creative talents of Jeff and Judy Bowman. They kept the Andy Warhol flavor of minimalist, zen and stark contrasts alive while honoring their home in the desert with native foliage and an uninterrupted, breathtaking view San Jacinto mountain. The result is a sublime space designed for mental and physical relaxation rather than high-end resort-style vacationing – the perfect place to reconnect with your partner.
Allow me to share how Living Waters Spa rocked my soul. Deeply.
Practice the art of being still
When we first arrived I was worried how I’d spend my time here. The pools and spa treatments looked enticing but to spend three days without internet, TV, music – what would I do? Jeff said my reaction is very normal and he often sees first-timers pacing the pool deck, looking more like caged panthers than vacationers. Within a few hours, I could feel the vibration of constant activity slowing and I began to breathe deep again, deeper than I had in a long time. “The blissdom of boredom,” according to Jeff.
What’s more, without all those distractions, my husband and I stretched pillow talk all day long – something we never have time for in our everyday lives.
Lay yourself down to sleep
We planted ourselves in a room poolside, just steps away from the pools. All Living Waters Spa accommodations come with a King size bed, air conditioner, microwave and mini-fridge but some come with a small kitchenette and/or a patio. You won’t find any TV’s or a state-of-the-art sound system – but wifi is available. Completely disconnecting is gently encouraged.
Or opt for the privacy of one of their spa condos across the street – you’ll need to wear at least a towel to travel back and forth.
Soak up the magic
Since the Renaissance, mineral waters (also referred to as thermal waters) have been thought to heal a plethora of medical conditions. The water in the pools at Living Waters is fed from a private spring at a rate of 15-20 gallons per minute and is straight from the earth’s mantle. It’s naturally heated and free from chemicals (no need for chlorine with this rapid exchange rate).
During our summer visit, outside temperatures swelled to a stupid kind of hot and we spent our time alternating between the main pool (a few degrees below body temperature) and the therapy pool (a few degrees above body temperature). The water swirled around us like liquid silk, moisturizing and soothing my tired skin and joints.
Some say the waters offer magical healing…
Drink up some magic too
Soaking in the water is just part of the therapy – drinking it is important as well. Living Waters received a gold medal from Berkeley Springs International Waters Tasting - Festival of the Waters for the taste of their water. To be honest, I couldn’t get enough of it.
Restore yourself with a massage
When booking our stay, Jeff told me that Living Waters offers the best massages in the world because they focus on healing the mind, body and soul. I was skeptical – I’ve had a lot of massages – but a few minutes into the massage and I knew he hadn’t exaggerated. I fell asleep more than once and when I was finished, all I wanted was more soaking in the pools.
They offer a wide variety of massages, including couple’s side-by-side massage, syncopated four-handed massages and even massage and sensual touch instruction for couples.
The Living Waters offers a continental breakfast but no other meals. We opted to eat at a local Thai restaurant for one dinner and brought one dinner with us, a delicious montage of wine, cheese, French bread and olives nibbled poolside. For lunches, we noshed on deli salads and fresh fruit. Our kitchenette featured a stove/oven, microwave, coffee maker, full-sized fridge, which allowed us to cook a full meal had we been so inclined. One poolside room even offers a barbeque for the more adventurous. Whatever option you choose, plan ahead so mealtime stress doesn’t sneak back in.
Bring your sexy back
Whether you’re a newly joined couple or veterans with each other, there’s no shame in needing help relocating that sexy, intimate zone – it happens to all of us. Whether you’re looking for all day pillow-talk or intimacy workshops with private instruction, Living Waters offers a safe, accepting space. From simple romantic massage to intimacy coaching, Jeff and Judy offer an interesting variety of ways to reconnect. Please note, this is not a swinger’s resort and all coaching is monogamous, which means you and your partner enjoy sessions together. They do offer couple’s workshops with multiple couples but again, it’s within a monogamous context.
Jeff told me the average stay for couples is two nights. Most people need time to find their relaxation mode, especially if they live fast-paced lives. “But if you only have one night, we give couples the time and space to focus all their energy into their time with us so they can leave refreshed and reconnected,” he said.
Living Waters also offers day passes but call ahead to ensure one is available on the day you’d like to visit. Be aware that guests are vetted before being allowed inside. If you’re looking for a hook-up, this isn’t the place for you.
To comply with a long list of regulating bodies, possibly even Geneva Conventions and in the interest of transparency, GoGirlfriend’s visit was compensated by Living Waters Spa. All opinions expressed are those of GoGirlfriend.